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Undesirable No.1 - Create your own wanted poster!
http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/undesirable/deploy/index.html

I'm still putting off that post dedicated to HP-ranting, but just had to get some barbs in today. Actually, I had my topics all figured out for that post, but it all died along with my laptop.

The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by "Harry Potter"
http://www.cracked.com/article_19397_the-5-most-depraved-sex-scenes-implied-by-harry-potter.html

Someone recently plugged this article and I have to say it all makes so much sense! Rowling must really dig perversion in subtext because it sounds so plausible. And I can't help but think that reading the HP series now as an adult and being about to think about what I'm reading without the distractions of school or puberty makes it all seem rather horrifying. Especially when some of the loose ends of the series leads people to write disturbing fanfiction. In the sense that these terrifying events really could have happened in what Rowling leaves unsaid.

I wasn't going to bring this up but hope that doing so will feel something of an exorcism. Can you imagine what Pettigrew might have gotten up to in the dozen or so years that he's been hiding in the Weasley household without detection? In one story I came across, he has his way with the Weasley children multiple times and obliviates them after each session, their having young, developing minds possibly aiding his middling level of power. The way it was written, I felt so sorry for Percy who was victimised the most because, of course, it was his pet rat having unfettered access to his room at night.

Back to the article - reading of the Umbridge and centaurs scene the first time around, I did wonder what they could've done to her to cause such a reaction, and the rather more telling question of why they let her go afterwards. These are the centaurs that are always so trigger happy with their weapons against any unexpected visitors to the forest. I just hadn't realised that they might've done that, as they are known to do in mythology.

And then the possibilities of polyjuice abuse and love potions and... gah.

Dress Up - Meet Cloudette
http://kagaminoir.deviantart.com/art/Dress-Up-Meet-Cloudette-254217485

On a lighter note, here is a flash game where you can indulge in plying Cloud's unmoving body with outfits of satin or leather. Tifa and Aeris make an appearance as perverts peeking through the curtain.
I came across this a month ago on Anyssia's journal but forgot to plug it, so here you are.